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 Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food.
#8394615 - 05/12/08 09:42 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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When we get chinese we put the leftover condiments in that jar to the right. After tonight that thing was overflowing. I dunno what to do with em all. Maybe I should save up a huge bag full and sell it back to em  Either that or dump it off an overpass  Ideas?
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
#8394635 - 05/12/08 09:47 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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teach your dad a lesson by making him drink all of it.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
#8394705 - 05/12/08 10:04 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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Place the packets on the ground and one by one stomp on the end facing away from your car.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: Chemy]
#8394834 - 05/12/08 10:43 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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that looks like a packet of mcdonalds ketchup in there.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
#8394940 - 05/12/08 11:19 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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That looks like a loot pic after a particularly successful Chinese Halloween. 
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: Cameron]
#8394961 - 05/12/08 11:24 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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Make a large pot of something and use a dozen packets as seasoning. Those can go pretty fast if you actually use them.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
#8394981 - 05/12/08 11:30 PM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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you need more eggrolls with that sauce.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: NewbieShroomie]
#8395199 - 05/13/08 12:56 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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hahahaha
chinese take out is sooooo bad for you though.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: StonedShroom]
#8395321 - 05/13/08 02:04 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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too much no good
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: StonedShroom]
#8395324 - 05/13/08 02:05 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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Quote:
StonedShroom said:
hahahaha
chinese take out is sooooo bad for you though.
y? msg?
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: Coaster]
#8395384 - 05/13/08 02:37 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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no dirty fingernails
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: alphabeatu]
#8395566 - 05/13/08 05:55 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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it can't be worse than fast food
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: Coaster]
#8395584 - 05/13/08 06:21 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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shes right some chinese takeout is quite unhealthy. not sure how it compares to some fast foods though
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: nalyudi]
#8395589 - 05/13/08 06:25 AM (6 months, 17 days ago) |
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Does your dad have problems pooping?
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: WakeboardrB]
#8395836 - 05/13/08 09:05 AM (6 months, 16 days ago) |
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I'll hafta ask him. He gets it like once a week. With my brother in juvie for a few months it's just us 2 in the house and he orders take-out but gives me his card to go out and buy real food like fruits, veggies, etc for me to eat. He said it's working out great financially lol. Good thing he does a lot of physical activity at his job, or he'd be pretty overweight by now.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: Coaster]
#8395873 - 05/13/08 09:18 AM (6 months, 16 days ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
Quote:
StonedShroom said:
hahahaha
chinese take out is sooooo bad for you though.
y? msg?
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#8395885 - 05/13/08 09:26 AM (6 months, 16 days ago) |
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Supposedly, General Tso's Chicken is the most unhealthy dish in the US. "Supposedly."
Seriously, though. Learn to make your own fried rice or something 
You get to control what's in it, and you'll be good at it by the time you get through all that crap, and then can go to the asian market and get a bottle of good soy and some other things.
I can make a lot of damn fine meals, but I'm still learning fried rice...IMO it's tricky to get "just right."
Thai and Vietnamese are much healthier than Chinese food too, generally speaking. Lots of prep work to make a proper Thai meal though- everything must be fresh, and then it's friggin' amazing!
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: abica]
#8395895 - 05/13/08 09:29 AM (6 months, 16 days ago) |
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General Tso's and stuff like that isn't real Chinese food anyway. Go to little chinese restaurants run by a family of immigrants that lives upstairs; that's where you get the real deal.
Yes Thai/Vietnamese/Laotian food is superior to Chinese, IMO. 
I have Thai leftovers for lunch 
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#8395917 - 05/13/08 09:38 AM (6 months, 16 days ago) |
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REAL chinese food is fucking disgusting.
Well most of it.
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Re: Proof my Dad orders WAY too much chinese food. [Re: ScYiNs47]
#8395920 - 05/13/08 09:39 AM (6 months, 16 days ago) |
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Nah
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