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 acidistic
The Lost Stoner
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 Crazy, sad weekend!
#7449590 - 09/24/07 10:04 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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Whats up Shroomery? Not a real poster here but I love some of the topics in the pub and the growers forum and just needed to vent my weekend so here it goes..
I was chillin at my friends house just drinking beers and watching The Wall when some girls come over. I'm like fuckin sweet! So I start talking to this very nice and gorgeous girl ( by the time I start the conversation about 20 beers are resting in my belly) everythings going great and out of nowwhere she takles me to the ground and basically proceeds to bite the living shit out of me!
I meen fuck I've got huge bloody/brused bite marks all over me and after being pretty drunk I finally manage to get this bitch off me and pin here to the ground. She says, "Come here," so I basically flip out going LISTEN BITCH YOU FUCKING BITE ME AGIAN I SWEAR! Then she says no in this kinda druken flirty voice and we proceed to makeout. Now in the back of my mind I'm thinkin what the fuck just happened!?
We end up in the other room. I start eating here out and everythings going good but all the beer and comotion caused Mr. woody to die no matter how hard I tried or how long she yanked it would not stand up!
She leaves, I being extremely angry at myself and her proceed to beat the living shit out of this tree outside almost breaking my fingers and passed out a little bit later.
Well thats it sorry if grammer or spelling is messed up but umm I just needed to rant feel free to just bypass this thread. Peace
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Tangerines
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 Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7449606 - 09/24/07 10:08 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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owwee at least you did not puke in her vajaja
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JunkFood
Registered: 10/02/06
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Loc: NYC
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7449647 - 09/24/07 10:18 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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AlCapwn
Entheo-Josh
Registered: 02/03/07
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7449674 - 09/24/07 10:23 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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Bypass this thread, are you crazy? It's shit like this that I live for, maaaaaaaaaan!
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Don't just eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see God one time in your life. A real God! Not some storybook bullshit God that's been fucking kicked in your head for the last 2000 years that you just accept with no logic what so ever, a real God that works for you. Everytime you deny your own logic, deny your own instincts, you deny your own God you fucking moron. - Doug Stanhope
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Mitchnast
Volt Delta
Registered: 10/27/99
Posts: 7,782
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: AlCapwn]
#7449692 - 09/24/07 10:27 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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should have put ice in her ass and pussy...
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Tangerines
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: Mitchnast]
#7449699 - 09/24/07 10:29 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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reminds me of a story;
so a guy is eating a girl out and puts a jolly rancher in her pussy to make it taste good. well it gets lost in the pussy and he thinks he finds it and bites down. low and behold its a big herpes sore that pops in his mouth and oozes all over his face so he gets herppes.
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Mitchnast
Volt Delta
Registered: 10/27/99
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: Tangerines]
#7449709 - 09/24/07 10:30 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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herpes jokes are funny....
unless you have herpes
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Tangerines
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: Mitchnast]
#7449724 - 09/24/07 10:32 PM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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who was telling a joke?
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Crazy, sad weekend! [Re: acidistic]
#7450936 - 09/25/07 09:00 AM (1 year, 13 days ago) |
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Shit happens; you were caught off guard... you wouldn't have had 20 beers if you knew Biter was coming over. Right?
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.
~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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