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OfflineJunkFood
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I'm a virgin and...
    #6971227 - 05/26/07 09:41 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

I can't see myself enjoying regular sex...what I can see myself enjoying is butt sex :yesnod:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971234 - 05/26/07 09:43 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

that is wierd.

i love sex.

butt sex is different though.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971249 - 05/26/07 09:47 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Brown eye.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971251 - 05/26/07 09:47 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

buttsexx0rZ is t3h haXX, unless it isn't. and then it's not.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971255 - 05/26/07 09:48 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Butt sex is smelly.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6971259 - 05/26/07 09:49 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.




That sucks :sad:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6971262 - 05/26/07 09:50 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.




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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971267 - 05/26/07 09:52 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.




That sucks :sad:




No pain, no gain. It's an acquired taste.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971326 - 05/26/07 10:10 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Then why do you like huge bushes so much?


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6971338 - 05/26/07 10:12 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

butt sex is awsome, and its only smelly if its not clean:wink:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: mraejay]
    #6971351 - 05/26/07 10:16 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

butt sex is great for three reasons:

it's tighter
it's warmer


and it's degrading to women


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: xk3m_indica]
    #6971361 - 05/26/07 10:17 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

xk3m_indica said:
it's tighter
it's warmer






4 degrees warmer according to Tool


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971366 - 05/26/07 10:19 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

edit


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Edited by trendal (05/27/07 07:02 AM)


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6971368 - 05/26/07 10:19 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

:firecum:

He wants your Hella_Tight ass


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971387 - 05/26/07 10:23 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Don't you think the fact that I like pussies that are obscured is an indication that I don't actually like pussies? :wink:




:berternie:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6971390 - 05/26/07 10:24 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?




If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6971391 - 05/26/07 10:24 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

HB said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
Don't you think the fact that I like pussies that are obscured is an indication that I don't actually like pussies? :wink:




:berternie:




Haha that post was deleted as I was replying to it. Nice grab, HB.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971393 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:




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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6971395 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

You quoted that before I could delete it--it sounded gay (which I'm not) :smile:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971397 - 05/26/07 10:25 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

JunkFood said:
Quote:

WhiskeyClone said:
Then why do you like huge bushes so much?




If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:




Try it and you'll know. :thumbup:


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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. -- `Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' -- Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
-oOo-

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