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 adamj
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 I need a good male pornstar name!
#5847514 - 07/11/06 04:01 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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My friend and I are going to play a joke on my girlfriend.
She doesn't believe my friend works in the adult entertainment industry (he does websites and advertising, etc. But we haven't told her this, just that he works in adult entertainment on the internet)
So we're gonna do a really professional mock of a porn website with pictures of him and such.
We just need a good name!
Suggestions?
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 Cowgold
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847519 - 07/11/06 04:03 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dicky Biggums
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Terrapin77
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Cowgold]
#5847522 - 07/11/06 04:05 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cowgold said:
Dicky Biggums
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 Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847530 - 07/11/06 04:06 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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"Bucketballs McKenzie"
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847546 - 07/11/06 04:13 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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The rule for a male porn name is to take the name of your first male pet as the first name and then the name of the street you grew up on as the last.
My first pet was a dog named "Henry" and I grew up on Weaver Ct.
Thus, my male porn name would be "Henry Weaver"
Edited by Left Nut City (07/11/06 04:17 PM)
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Cowgold
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5847558 - 07/11/06 04:17 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eric the 18th???
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matt
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Cowgold]
#5847568 - 07/11/06 04:19 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cowgold said:
Eric the 18th???
According to his theory mine would be "King Circle Drive".
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: matt]
#5847573 - 07/11/06 04:21 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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You don't include "street", Drive", "Boulevard", etc. Just the actual name of the street.
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cybrbeast
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Cowgold]
#5847602 - 07/11/06 04:28 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mr. Wiggles
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According to Left Nut City I would be Suzy School, that doesn't really sound like a male pornstar.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5847608 - 07/11/06 04:30 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you are a female then of course you would take a female pet name.
For a porn chick Suzy School sounds reaaalll hot!!
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HippieChick
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5847611 - 07/11/06 04:31 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'd be , Fluffy Cytheiana .
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: HippieChick]
#5847950 - 07/11/06 06:10 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dirk Diggler.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5847994 - 07/11/06 06:24 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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According to the pet name / street name.. I'd be Ash Wooded, no kidding. I guess you could knock off the 'ed and be Ash Wood, that's kinda cool. Otherwise, go with Buster Nightly or something like that. 
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: unbeliever]
#5848011 - 07/11/06 06:29 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Balls Mc Longcock or Dick Nasty
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Cowgold
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: splifner180]
#5848041 - 07/11/06 06:34 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
splifner180 said:
Dirk Diggler.
splif
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5848065 - 07/11/06 06:37 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: cybrbeast]
#5848098 - 07/11/06 06:42 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
cybrbeast said:
According to Left Nut City I would be Suzy School, that doesn't really sound like a male pornstar.
You named a male pet Suzy?
I think I would be Midnight Tower. Not bad.
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: Left Nut City]
#5848099 - 07/11/06 06:42 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've always thought my porn star name (according to the accepted porn star naming method mentioned above) was pretty good...
Sylvester SanCarlos
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Re: I need a good male pornstar name! [Re: adamj]
#5848226 - 07/11/06 07:04 PM (2 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lance 
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