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OfflineMadtowntripper
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My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls.
    #5666224 - 05/23/06 07:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

What a conundrum.

They're wasted, I'm wasted. I know all these girls socially. They arent good that hot. Normally, I'd be like..."Hi." and no more. But tonight, I'm oddly attracted. I've also been pretty drunk for like, 7 hours.

What to do. Let the one with the big lips sit on my lap, and risk a feeling of "What the fuck did i do?" tomorrow? Or hold my ground and wake up alone with my tongue stuck to the roof of my mouth?


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666231 - 05/23/06 07:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck her


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666233 - 05/23/06 07:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

why the fuck are you posting on the board then?

GET US SOME PICS GODDAMN IT!

ps. go get a 3 way going.

and then post pics.

Pics = Must


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5666234 - 05/23/06 07:58 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Microcosmatrix said:
Fuck them all at the same time




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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666242 - 05/23/06 08:01 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

If your wasted they should be looking damn good.

Make us prod. Be sure to include pic's


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OfflineMicrocosmatrix
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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666249 - 05/23/06 08:02 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

You heard 'em, don't come back without pics.


:lol:


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: KaptKid]
    #5666251 - 05/23/06 08:02 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Ehhh shit happens... DO IT!


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666268 - 05/23/06 08:06 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

NO SHIT, WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN PICS. SUCH BULLSHIT ON THESE BOARDS TODAY. :nonono:


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5666285 - 05/23/06 08:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

i say fuck em, if you dont, you'll wish you did, if you do, you'll wish you hadnt, but you will atleast get pussy out of the deal...

red team go.


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5666286 - 05/23/06 08:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Pics? :grin:


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5666287 - 05/23/06 08:11 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

two girls came into my work today and started hitting on me.. they seemed a little crazy, maybe a lil freaky, but they werent my type... it just seemed like bad news


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: matt]
    #5666290 - 05/23/06 08:12 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)




:tongue:


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5666307 - 05/23/06 08:15 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

find the best one and start munching her ass


Edited by capliberty (05/23/06 09:41 PM)


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: capliberty]
    #5666645 - 05/23/06 09:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

or throw ur dick in her mouth while shes passed out


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: capliberty]
    #5666873 - 05/23/06 10:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

orgy! If you don't have an orgy, i will be thoroughly disappointed. :doggystyle: :3some: :headboard:


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5667253 - 05/24/06 12:26 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

an awkward morning
beats a boring night


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: 40oz]
    #5667287 - 05/24/06 12:36 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

amen brother!


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #5667311 - 05/24/06 12:44 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

ugly girls usually have hot friends. treat the uglies like a proper gentleman would and the word will spread of your good deeds. then you will truely live a blessed life.

trust me.


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5667508 - 05/24/06 02:25 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

If you've not got any by now, I don't think you will


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Re: My living room is full of half-good looking drunk girls. [Re: guri]
    #5667531 - 05/24/06 02:42 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

that's old tricks, they're even in the movies now so girls know how to spot them out


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