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 flubbilynumpkins
Governor ofCalifornia
 
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 Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?
#5661723 - 05/22/06 08:36 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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A. The one in Alaska, it's polar!
heh heh, chemistry is fun/./
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Phychotron
Crazy Mofo
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: flubbilynumpkins]
#5661748 - 05/22/06 08:41 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Q. What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A. Barium.
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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible.
 
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PinballWizard
Naive and Gullible as usual
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Phychotron]
#5661783 - 05/22/06 08:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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Phychotron
Crazy Mofo
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Phychotron]
#5661814 - 05/22/06 08:54 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'ed.
Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?
A: 6.022 E-23
Q: What's the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon.
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They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible.
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Snaggletooth
Stranger in aStrange Land
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Phychotron]
#5661844 - 05/22/06 09:01 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
Chemical: A substance that:
1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odor;
2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure;
3) a physical chemist turns into a straight line;
4) a biochemist turns into a helix;
5) a chemical engineer turns into a profit.
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Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science
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HELLA_TIGHT
Shroomery CEO /Madge theSmoking Vag
Registered: 08/19/03
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5661972 - 05/22/06 09:32 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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...so I says rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM
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HELLA_TIGHT
Shroomery CEO /Madge theSmoking Vag
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5661974 - 05/22/06 09:33 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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...so I says to the guy "no YOU'RE driving under the influence, of being a jerk"
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Konnrade
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Re: Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? [Re: flubbilynumpkins]
#5662875 - 05/23/06 02:16 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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this thread made my day 
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
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