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Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder
    #6730921 - 03/31/07 06:55 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/11422816/detail.html

RIVERSIDE, Calif. -- An elderly man fought off a naked intruder who broke into his Riverside home Wednesday morning, authorities said.

Police said the intruder came in through a back window of the home of Kenneth and Kathleen Collier around 4:30 a.m.

He was confronted by the 77-year-old homeowner, who was wielding a baseball bat, police said. The intruder struck the elderly man over the head with a vase.

The Colliers escaped but the intruder barricaded himself inside. While inside, the man began fiddling with a stove, turning on the gas, so police shut off the gas supply.

The naked man surrendered to the SWAT team about 7:30 a.m. Police spokesman Steven Frasher said, "He got down on all fours and officers took him into custody."

"The police thought he was probably on angel dust," Kathleen Collier said. Her husband needed stitches to close a wound on his head.

The naked intruder was arrested for investigation of burglary, assault with a deadly weapon and felony vandalism, Frasher said.

He was taken to Riverside Community Hospital for treatment of cuts and bruises.


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #6731485 - 03/31/07 11:25 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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b0red5tiff said:
The intruder struck the elderly man over the head with a vase.

assault with a deadly weapon.




moral of the story. vase = deadly weapon.


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: Cloud9]
    #6732439 - 03/31/07 06:06 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

ha yea now ima try stickin up the local liqour store with a vase


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: FoURtWeNTy420]
    #6732562 - 03/31/07 06:32 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

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FoURtWeNTy420 said:
ha yea now ima try stickin up the local liqour store with a vase




"Everybody get down on the floor, I have this vase and I am not afraid to use it!"

I can see the terror in their faces already lol


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: dedjam]
    #6732599 - 03/31/07 06:39 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

the old man should buy a large hand gun.for next time.


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: coon]
    #6733342 - 03/31/07 10:46 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

how did the man with a baseball bat lose to a guy with just a vase? prolly cause the guy was fucked up on sumthing...lmao he was naked!!!he coulda juss beat the old guy up with his dick:laugh:


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: FoURtWeNTy420]
    #6733424 - 03/31/07 11:19 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

he probably figured a bat would scare him away,he's 77 at 430 in the morning,now.


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: coon]
    #6736966 - 04/02/07 01:35 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

hey this brings up something I was wondering about.... I watched all the videos of guys on PCP on youtube and the weird thing is they are almost ALL naked... I have friends who have done PCP and not torn off all of their clothes and wandered around.. but why do so many people tear off their clothes in public? Sometimes psychadelics make me want to do this, but only when I'm in the middle of the woods, not the suburbs...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AHbU8GkLTcA


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: Cloud9]
    #6737153 - 04/02/07 04:39 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

> moral of the story. vase = deadly weapon.

Pretty much anything can be a deadly weapon depending upon how it is used.


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Re: Elderly Man Fights Off Naked Intruder [Re: Seuss]
    #6737611 - 04/02/07 10:04 AM (1 year, 4 months ago)

how ironic that once a vase is filled with water flowers in it have a lightly increased life span. i can't stress this enough. the circle of life always ends in murder and nakedness.


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