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 OrgoneConclusion
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 If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing
#8574377 - 06/28/08 01:44 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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Like Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses, what do you think would be the Christian reaction?
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Tim: Hey Aimee, did you hear the one about the two bears who went to The Vatican?
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Cameron
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 Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8574378 - 06/28/08 01:45 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8574400 - 06/28/08 01:54 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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murder.
bloody delicious murder.
murderlicious murder.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: grymmtymm]
#8574468 - 06/28/08 02:18 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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Well then, I would temper my 'no God' diatribe by promoting mushrooms as a sacrament.
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Tim: Hey Aimee, did you hear the one about the two bears who went to The Vatican?
Edited by OrgoneConclusion (06/28/08 02:28 PM)
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Azagthoth
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8574494 - 06/28/08 02:29 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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"Get off my lawn nigger Jesus wouldn't love you anyway "
- Redneck Christian response
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: Azagthoth]
#8574585 - 06/28/08 03:02 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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"Get off my lawn, nigger Jesus wouldn't love you anyway "
"Get off my lawn nigger, Jesus wouldn't love you anyway "
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Cameron
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: falcon]
#8574620 - 06/28/08 03:18 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
"Get off my lawn, nigger Jesus wouldn't love you anyway "
That's probably more accurate than Aryan Jesus. 
"Get off my lawn, nigger. Jesus wouldn't love you, anyway." 
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: Cameron]
#8574720 - 06/28/08 03:46 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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I think the Christians would invite them there atheists in for some ice tea and a discussion of the relative merits of each other beliefs, with lots of proselytizing on both sides.
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#8574829 - 06/28/08 04:22 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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"I am the one who has felt most deeply the stuttering of the tongue in its relation to thought."
"I see myself wrapped in lies, which do not seem to penetrate my soul, as if they are not really a part of me. They are like costumes."
    
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Cameron
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: figmentfragment]
#8575063 - 06/28/08 05:46 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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"I'm sorry, were you enjoying your own private time and it was very intrusive for someone to come bashing on your door and push their beliefs on you??"
 I wonder if the message sunk in.
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zouden
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: Cameron]
#8575166 - 06/28/08 06:25 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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John Safran is fantastic. That clip is from a series called John Safran vs God where he investigated a different religion each week. He managed to get some of the Mormon sacred underwear, and he showed the Stonemason secret handshake, and he joined a religion in New Mexico worships peyote cactus. He also went to Haiti to investigate Voodoo and he had to sacrifice a goat. The TV network put up lots of warnings about that one...
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Wave upon wave of demented avengers
Marched cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
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Cameron
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: zouden]
#8575276 - 06/28/08 07:07 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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I would imagine that each episode require some sort of disclaimer! 
"Warning: This program may present religious positions in opposition and contradiction of your traditional geographic ideology. Parental discretion is strongly advised." 
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Re: If Atheists went door-to-door proselytizing [Re: Cameron]
#8575690 - 06/28/08 09:34 PM (4 months, 22 days ago) |
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awesome.
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