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OfflinePsiloSaint
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    #8082035 - 02/28/08 03:58 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

A fundamental Mormon belief is that a man can become a god with a bevy of wives whom he constantly fucks in order to populate his "worlds without end." They believe that this can happen through their experience, faith and good works on the "fallen" earth. If you go back to the story of the Garden of Eden, it was Lucifer who provided this opportunity. He offered the ability to "be as gods, knowing good and evil." Were it not for Lucifer, Adam and Eve would have remained in the Garden forever as mindless automatons.

Members do not profess to worship Satan, of course, but, ultimately, they serve his purpose. Their function is to obediently and consistently forfeit 10% of their income to the Corporation, and pump out kids who do the same, in addition to paying for their sons (sometimes daughters) to spread the meme for two years. They are taught not to question the leadership of the church, because, to paraphrase Boyd K. Packer, "when a decision has been made, the thinking has been done." The Church uses this money on salaries for its apostles, temples, meetinghouses, its satellite network, etching caverns out of granite, massive computer databases, BYU, various business enterprises, and who knows what else. Many in the CIA and FBI are Mormon. In fact, Mormons are heavily recruited into the CIA because many are bilingual. I could go on. In short, Mormons are politically influential.

Claims that this cult will take over the world are not that far out in my mind. I believe that Mormonism will be the official religion of the World Government that is coming our way.

Think about it.

Magic underwear, anyone?


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Re: Mormons [Re: PsiloSaint]
    #8082053 - 02/28/08 04:03 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

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I believe that Mormonism will be the official religion of the World Government that is coming our way.




Based on what? :strokebeard:


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Re: Mormons [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #8082082 - 02/28/08 04:09 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Its growing, powerful connections, and its overwhelmingly successful drug-free brainwashing methodology, among other reasons.


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Re: Mormons [Re: PsiloSaint]
    #8082145 - 02/28/08 04:23 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

If we put all the Mormons and and all the Scientologists in a large stadium, who would win?


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Re: Mormons [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8082185 - 02/28/08 04:32 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

I once thought that maybe Mormons were using a special sacrament in the temple to sway its members.
The Freemasonic foundation is interesting.
Talking to their believers is uncomfortable at best.
I have a good friend that is Mormon...
He talks about Heaven and God in the strictest literal sense.
I can't help but wonder what Latter Day means.


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Re: Mormons [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8082239 - 02/28/08 04:44 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

The Mormies would suck the scientologists dry, imo.
Cats got the gaze.


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Re: Mormons [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8082251 - 02/28/08 04:47 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Off the subject, but interesting in my mind is this scripture in Doctrine and Covenants, Chapter 59. This was apparently revelation from God to Joseph Smith. Sounds like cannabis to me.."the herb..to please the eye and gladden the heart...Yea, for food and for raiment, for taste and for smell, to strengthen the body and to enliven the soul." Yea, the herb, indeed. Partoke of the herb.

This scripture is obviously in favor of cannabis being legal, but I believe it was Mormon-controlled Utah that enacted the first state law against nature. Fucking nitwits.

17 Yea, and the herb, and the good things which come of the earth, whether for food or for raiment, or for houses, or for barns, or for orchards, or for gardens, or for vineyards;

18 Yea, all things which come of the earth, in the season thereof, are made for the benefit and the use of man, both to please the eye and to gladden the heart;

19 Yea, for food and for raiment, for taste and for smell, to strengthen the body and to enliven the soul.

20 And it pleaseth God that he hath given all these things unto man; for unto this end were they made to be used, with judgment, not to excess, neither by extortion.


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Re: Mormons [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8082286 - 02/28/08 04:52 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

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backfromthedead said:
The Mormies would suck the scientologists dry, imo.





The correct answer is: The rest of us! :rofl2:


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Re: Mormons [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8082299 - 02/28/08 04:55 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Clever.


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Re: Mormons [Re: PsiloSaint]
    #8082327 - 02/28/08 05:00 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

Is all you have just paranoid hate propaganda? I am not a Mormon, but they are entitled to believe the way they want. The kind of shit your spouting reminds me of Nazi propaganda about the Jews, and it is just about as brainless.


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Re: Mormons [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #8082364 - 02/28/08 05:07 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

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Is all you have just paranoid hate propaganda? I am not a Mormon, but they are entitled to believe the way they want. The kind of shit your spouting reminds me of Nazi propaganda about the Jews, and it is just about as brainless.




"paranoid hate propaganda...shit your[sic] spouting...Nazi propaganda...brainless." Well, aren't you bright. The only thing you said that makes any sense is that Mormons are entitled to believe what they do. No shit, buddy. All I am saying is to be wary of this organization, I'm not saying that Mormons are an inferior race.


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Re: Mormons [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8082419 - 02/28/08 05:17 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

it is not a "special sacrament" too sway its members.It's the (false)security in the values they offer or propagate i should say. just like So many people believe that watching 1 single screen can inform them on every important descsion there is to be made in this world ,there not telling them the answers they're telling them what to question. And the answers lead to delvelopment of values.

Those answers can only lead to things that are of the questioners (aka. mormon leaders, goverment, etc)personal interests. Not asking your own questions keeps you locked in a foreign mental cycle. which demotes mental maturity, in my opinion.


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Re: Mormons [Re: PsiloSaint]
    #8082480 - 02/28/08 05:31 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

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All I am saying is to be wary of this organization




You wish to incite fear and paranoia about your fellow human beings. It is better to have an open heart and an open hand to all. The Mormons have not threatened anyone....I don't believe their stuff, but they are my brothers and sisters as are all humans.


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Re: Mormons [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #8082532 - 02/28/08 05:42 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

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The Mormons have not threatened anyone.




You are obviously ignorant of Mormon history.


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Re: Mormons [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #8082546 - 02/28/08 05:46 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

WOW:ooo:


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Re: Mormons [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8082559 - 02/28/08 05:48 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

'It's the (false)security in the values they offer or propagate i should say.'

I happen to know that becoming God is a real experience.
Anyone claiming this hidden knowledge has my attention.


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Re: Mormons [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8082830 - 02/28/08 06:44 PM (8 months, 19 days ago)

I believe Mormons are idiots and there's is the most ridiculous of the Christian spin offs.


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Re: Mormons [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8085444 - 02/29/08 09:51 AM (8 months, 19 days ago)

about the comment of Mormons not harming anyone, i would say that officially speaking you may be right. but truly, there is alot of child abuse amongst those circles. and that is harmful. extreme mental and emotional abuse is the norm, but physical abuse is common as well. i can say this being raised in a Mormon family in a community of Mormons. (i would estimate around 95% of my high school was Mormon.)

the inner workings of the inner circles of this church is something to be wary of as well imo. there's some conscious sinister shit going on amongst the "elite" Mormons. there are many "behind closed door" practices, and information, that are withheld from the mainstream mormon population.


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Re: Mormons [Re: Archemetis]
    #8085450 - 02/29/08 09:53 AM (8 months, 19 days ago)

'...there's some conscious sinister shit going on amongst the "elite" Mormons.'

I heard once that it's a church created for witches by witches.
Whatever that meant.
Maybe they truly have a connection to something.


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Re: Mormons [Re: backfromthedead]
    #8085462 - 02/29/08 09:59 AM (8 months, 19 days ago)

i think they do have a connection to something. though i dont know what. i do know that it didnt feel right or good though.

there are certin members they call patriarchs, who give what they call patriarchal blessings, which is basically a channeling of some kind of energy or entity to read into a persons life and future. all the ones iv read were increadably accurate. my own mother recieved one long before i was born, i read it and it talked about me and my sister accuratly as well.

i grew up next to a patriach, and never liked him. he was the creepy, mean old man in the neighborhood who you didnt want to cross. his was the yard you didnt want to retrieve stray baseballs from.


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