I WAS KING, AND SHE WAS MY FOOL.
this was to be my first
experience with shrooms, and i was gong to make sure it was great. my friends
and i each chewed on about five stems and caps, and when they weren't looking, i
took about five more, DOH! it started slow, of course, but before i knew it we
were all laughing and having a good time when i noticed lizards crawling out of
my pants and onto the floor, then hop into the stove and cook themselves. it was
one in the morning, but when i looked out the windows, the bright sunlight
forced me to squint. this is about the time jamie felt the shrooms too. she had
a crush on me and it showed after she loosened up. she inisted that i was king
and ruler of the land, and her. jamie wanted me to crown her (i never did,
couldn't move, nonetheless crown her), but i was more fascinated with the men
and lizards running around her kitchen at 1:00AM into the stove and burning
themselves. this fiasco lasted about four hours of hardcore tripping, which also
resulted in my 'comma-like' state for three and a half hours. (my friends used a
role of film up to capture my state of being, and the drool down my chin). to
this day, i have not been in such a state, not even when i was in amsterdam for
the week and visited the sex museum on some fresh shrooms. but, thanx to the
web, i will have my own crop sprouting shortly. thanks for reading and enjoy
your shrooms.
I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO
ANYTHING...
