About two weeks ago I got the balls to try shrooms for the first time. My friend
and I had set up my house to be an ultamite den of psychadelia (i.e disco ball,
blacklight, etc...). Unfortuantely we had had to be back at his parents house
before 11:00 pm, and it was already 8:00 o' clock. The ingestion of about a half
eighth began at 9:45 after a light dinner two hours before. I had a funny
sensation in my stomach, and then my friend decided to take a walk. Outside the
trip began to take form, and the street did funny wave motions. Back inside my
house(it was 10:15) it hit pretty well. My wall came down to give me a friendly
hug, and my friend refused to open his eyes because of the visions that "Dear
Prudence" inspired. I closed my eyes too and saw marshmellow wonders and a land
full of jawbreaker candy people.
We both had been experimenting with nitrous lately and about an hour into the
trip I decided I wanted some. My friend said "Fuck you, that's too wild!" and
then went back into a trance. I got to my kitchen and then it really hit. My
clean cups on the counter had turned into organ pipes and were now playing a
very entertaining tune. The kitchen itself kept oozing, and then I decided
nitrous would not be good for a first timer like me. Somehow we left my house
and hopped into his car (which had morphed from a Volvo into a Cadillac) and
made to his house in seconds. Upon entering, I went to his sister to investigate
her activities. At this time I was starting to lose all fears and inhibitions
because I would have never talked to his sister ion any other occasion. She was
working on a jiggsaw puzzle, and each piece seemed to come out of the picture
and then replace itself by my will. The puzzle was a picture of small babies in
flower pots, and each one popped out, winked at me and then popped back in. My
friend pulled me away promptly because I had been unconciously ( out loud no
less) commenting on these visuals.
We entered his room, and that's when I felt total and complete separation from
Mother Earth. She called to me through the window, but it seemed very distant. I
could not answer her back, and it depressed me, for a while. That's when I
discovered the people in the walls. At first look the walls dripped with honey
and resembled waterfalls. When I investigated closely I saw the village behind
it. n inviting hand came to pull me in and I had no choice. I was pure liquid
and the friend I had just made slid aroud my body with their amorphous forms.
They tickled me, and pleasured me, and we related without words, only
psuedopods. Suddenly my friend pulled from the wall, anf told me not to go back
in. I noticed that he had a deadly form of measles spreading across his body, so
I used my newly found powers of healing to eradicate them. Then I discovered a
mirror, and found that I could change my image according to my feelings. I
morphed from a jaguar to mantis to a baby version of myself. Then the light of
the sun was gone, and I was alone in a forest of mold. I saw a shining plant and
used it to navigate my way through the forest. I had excessive amounts of hair
on my body and walked on all fours.
The light returned and I was in an ancient Aztec city of gold. I marveled at the
strength of the walls and the wealth of the long gone people. I walked among the
empty streets and played childrens games with myself. Then I listened to the
silence. The longer I listened the louder it got, until an alien orchestra was
performing a concerto for me and no one else. I became aware of my surroundings
again. A cloud of electrons harrassed me, and one resembling a devil's head told
me,"WE ARE WATCHING YOU." Orange fish jumped towards me from the beach on the
ceiling, and a creative rush entered me. I drew pictures for hours, and showed
them to my friend who laughed uncontrollably, made odd sounds, and spasmed a
lot. Much more happened, but only in the way of cray hallucinations. For a first
time it was awesome, and I highly recommend it for people in control of their
mental faculties, and not afraid to let go.
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