It was a Friday night and me and my friends wanted to go buy 5.5grams
each of gold caps from our city drug dealer. This is even the first time
i saw what mushrooms looked like, but keep reading becauuse this trip
is like no other i have ever heard of.
To start it off like this, i only weigh 129 pounds and i am sophomore
in high school. so i slept over my friend sean and ryans house. another
kid stayed there names manny. ryan and seans parents were still up and
his mom and dad just took sleeping pills. so we went up staris because
we were in the basement, we made each a pb&j. Ryan didnt want to
take the shrooms, so me and sean both took 5.5 grams and manny only took
a 8th. so soon as his parents went to sleep, we brought out the shrooms
and put them in the pb&j sandwich. as soon as i got done eating
this yummy sandwhich i went into my bag and took out my kush and smoked 3
bowls of kush. i was pretty fucked up. i was laughing at absolutly
nothing. i felt like a idiot, i would say something and think what i
just said and be like" what the fu*k did i just say" what i would say
made no sense at all. so i started to play call of duty black ops. was
so much fun. oh my god, while i was playing it, my friend sean sat on
the couch next to me and manny sat in a chair next to the couch. ( were
still in the basement ). so anout 25 mins of play call of duty i began
to start to see lines in my vision. really colorful lines. it was so
cool. i started laughing. i gave the controler to my friend manny, he
only took a 8th and he started to play. i still sat on the couch
admiring the lines. about 15mins past and everything started to look
like pixies on a very bad tv, like when you use paint on your computer
and those boxes like stick out when you try and make a circle. so
everything turned in little boxes. i remeber looking at my friend and
saying " dude i feel like im in a freakin cartoon " and i started
laughing because i felt the same exact thing. right after that, the wall
started moving, like they were coming after me, they started to wave
like it was a ocean. i was so happy. then i look at sean and he was
gone, i went to find him but hard walking because i was seeing
everything move. he was in the basement in the other room, watching a
dumb movie laughing his butt off. i walk back to the other room were
manny was talking to himself the whole time. he kept saying" fu*k
bi*c*es" it was the funest thing ever. so idk why, but i had an erge to
stand really close to the tv, while he was playing call of duty. so i
stood next to the tv and felt like i was in the game, like whatever the
guy would do, i would do. i thought i was in the game, no joke. i was
happy. then i turn around and just fall. i remeber manny coming over to
me and was like," i dont like this. i dont like this." i was drooling
because i couldnt swallow at all for some reason. then all of a sudden
everything went good to bad. like i had a sudden mood swing. and i felt
like i was going to cry but i wasnt and manny felt the same thing. he
went upstair with ryan to his room. so i remeber sitting on the stairs
and staring at the ground. then all of a sudden my hand was talking to
me. i had a full conversation with my hand, then out of no where i saw a
freaking unicorn run past me, so i had to chase it. and i remeber sean
lauging at me. then i just fall. i thought i tripped over a lepercon. at
this point everthing in the room had eyes. the walls had eyes, my hand
had eyes. the floor had eyes. every thing, i mean everything had eyes. i
was laying on the ground trying to catch the tooth fairy. i didnt even
know my name at this point. i totally forgot every thing. then i
craweled to my friend and he was rubbing his chin back and forth on the
carpet, and all he was saying is random names, i said somethign and he
said "billy,austin,westly,tyler" thats what all he kept saying over and
over agian, at this time we were pretty loud but i didnt know it because
everything was zoned out. i was to busy chasing raindeer. i felt like i
was floating in space, then ryan picked me and sean up and wentoutside
and drove around, when he was driving i kept looking down at my butt and
back because i felt like i was riding on the grounde, ryan said" what
are you doing" and i remeber saying" my back is bleeding, it keeps
hitting the road when we drive" by this time its like a hour and a half
into my trip and i still have alot comming, so we met up with like 9
other cars packed of our friends and went to this baseball feild where
everyone was laughing at me and sean, not making fun of us, because they
were high.( and by this time its like 2 o clock in the mourning.) and
they love us as friends, so we sat in the outfeild of the baseball
feilds and all i remeber is see the moon on my nose. and i looked up and
i thought i was suppose to be on the moon and i was floating away, i
put my legs in the air and started running. by this time it was 2 hours
around into my trip, then it felt like i was dead, and i kept asking if i
would stay this retarted forever. but i was drooling the whole time.
this is where my trip became so fucked up i barly remeber it. around 2
hours into my trip. i saw the weirdest things. so crazy. like i coulnt
even see people anymore. i saw dragons everwhere. everything had eyes.
then i went into this werid faze were it felt like i smoked dmt, i saw a
vortex hole spinning around, and all i kept saying is billy, i was in a
strange black hole with colorful creatures moving around me. my friends
picked me and sean up and threw us into the car and went back to there
house. but when we were on the way back home i was still seeing strange
weird stuff., i cant even explain. i felt like a potatoe. then i felt
like orange juice sitting in the car. i got picked up and carried down
straies in the basement with sean. they laid us on the floor and sean
started to yell those random names agian.. its about 2 hours and 45 mins
into trip. i was laying down but i needed to move, i kept moving my
head back and forth. then his mom woke up and went to the bathroom and
heard me and sean yelling. ryan ran upstairs ad acted like he was
sleeping. his mom came down staris in the pitch darness and turned on
the lights and she was dinosaur. me and sean both got up. his mom was
asking what was wrong, and we couldnt talk, we were drooling and chasing
weird creatures. sean chased a lepercon around the pool table where his
mom was, his dad also came down satirs and i was having a full
conversation with the wall. me and sean were riding ponies up the
stairs, well it felt like it. and then we were in the kitchen, his
parents were asking us questions and all i remeber saying is billy,
Rudolf, pony, and tom. i had to say, idk why but i had to, and sean was
saying the random names to. then his parents try and drag us out to the
car to go to the hospital, i remeber sean bitting his parents feet while
they were drragging him. his dad drags me by my feet and i remeber
catching jellyfish like i was in spongebob. then all of a sudden i felt
like i was going to die, i get this weird dmt rush agian but this was
more like dmt than the last, it lasted around 15 mins and i was just
seeing a hole and i was getting closser and closer but new patterns and
creatures were appearing. we finially get to the hospital and i feel
more fucked up. i cant see anything and the doctors and nursers are
picking me and sean up and taking them in the same room, i kept saying
nigger really loud for some reason because i thought i was in spanish
class saying the color black. the try to take a piss test and i wont
sit still so they had to bring in 4 cops and hold me down, by this time i
was about 3:45 mins into my trip. and i kept seeing patternns
everywhere. strange creatuse. and the nerse had to stick this tub into
my penis and take pee out, as soon as the cops let go, i jump up and run
like a cheetah, i had needles in me and cords attached and they just
riped out. i was blleding everywhere but i didnt feel a thing, i run out
of the hospital thinking im a dragon and try to fly and ran striaght
into a car, braking my nose and my arm. by the time i was on the ground,
the copes picked me up and took me back in and strapped me to the
hospital bed and put me on gas and i was knocked out. i remeber waking
up a day later in a cast and asking what the heck happened.
